humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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forceguardian:

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croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;

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The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.

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  • Canada: Sure, we may have the best hockey, Tim Hortons, delicious maple syrup, cute moose, and great beer... But we're also the 3rd best place to live in the world as well as the 3rd cleanest country on the planet. We have waterproof money, ketchup chips, the best skiing resorts, Niagara Falls, same-sex marriage is legal in the entire country, we're ranked more free than America, we have a low divorce and suicide rate, we're the 2nd most educated country, our middle class is now the richest middle class in the world, we're the 8th most peaceful country, we have 8% more political female leaders than America, we have the most Hollywood filming locations, paid maternity leave for all women, diversity with extremely rare cases of racism, the cleanest lakes, an extremely stable economy, many well-known celebrities come from here such as Anna Paquin, Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Pamela Anderson, Seth Rogen, Ellen Page, Will Arnett, Mike Myers, Wolverine, Michael Cera, and Jim Carrey. We also have bigger houses and a low poverty rate. We also help America repopulate endangered species. On top of all that, we're the nicest people that you'll ever meet simply because that's just how us Canadians are. Pretty cool, eh?
  • Everyone: Hell yeah, happy Canada Day!
  • America:
  • America:
  • America: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • Canada:
  • Canada:
  • Canada: Sorry

A typical day in Canada. Eh.

  • Wake up.
  • Sing national anthem.
  • Feed the moose.
  • Let some sunlight into the igloo.
  • Eat cereal and maple syrup.
  • Dress up in all year round snow pants, boots, and jackets.
  • Ride the polar bear to school.
  • Play hockey until school finishes.
  • Wait to be picked up in our snow blowers.
  • Get some Tim Hortons on the way.
  • Pay with monopoly money of course.
  • Listen to parents day being a lumber Jack.
  • Drop by the trading shop to get the latest and most fashionable tuque.
  • Let friend use snow blower and dog sled home.
  • Bacon and maple syrup for dinner.
  • Let dogs round up the moose.
  • Blow out candle lighting the igloo.
  • Sleep.
  • Repeat.

Why it is so hard to run a business in Canada.

lnspirxd:

I love Canada

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akitsukiyomi:

This is the most Canadian sign I have ever seen

akitsukiyomi:

This is the most Canadian sign I have ever seen

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

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Oskar, a blind 8-week old kitten, playing with his toys for the first time. x

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