amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(via starlightsupernova)

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(via allisonon)

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(via princess-andrxmeda)

wordsarelifealways:

I love how his mind works

(via insanityspeaks-wordsoftheweak)

somewherebetweenrageandserenity:

We want the same thing.
My friend. I’m sorry, but we do not.

(via dickflickmoment)

No! she is the biggest cunt in the whole game, she sends you out to get radiation poisoning for her research, and when you come back she complains that you’re not sick enough. She wants you to jump off cliffs to break you bones, sends you off into minefields and yells at you for not bringing a mine back for her, it’s hard enough that i’m trying not to step on the bloody things but now she wants me to pick up a high explosive that can blow off my limbs and carry it halfway across the goddamn wasteland? fuck her. also she wants you to travel to the sewers to analyze the mirelurkes, and bitches if you kill any, sorry if im trying to defend myself against murderous mutant giant crabs that are attacking me in hordes because you sent me in here. Moira Brown deserves no sympathy, what she deserves is the experimental MIRV to the face.

(via wayne-tech)

thesixillusions:

turnyourbackonmothernaturee:

templarsandhoes:

turnyourbackonmothernaturee:

templarsandhoes:

thesixillusions:

turnyourbackonmothernaturee:

We need a Church of Booty and Rum meet up tbh.

I don’t know how, but damn, we do

easy. we get a ship and sail to nassau.

We can wear cool ass outfits and carry swords and drink rum.

you’re forgetting one crucial part. BOOTY

We cannot forget da booty.

I already love you guys

(via wayne-tech)

happylifewiththemachines:

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:



stockade:



You’re welcome










This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.





i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

happylifewiththemachines:

danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

(via wayne-tech)

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via justanotherrandomfangirl)

wiitch-hazell:

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

Omg I need

wiitch-hazell:

mulaninabox:

Not even okay with this right now. Watching it is making my stomach drop.

Omg I need

(via hold-me-like-a-heart-beat)

supcake:

semicolson:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

Do a barrel roll!

you are my absolute favorite

supcake:

semicolson:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

Do a barrel roll!

you are my absolute favorite

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

(via scalesofadragon)